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When winter comes along, lovers have it really rough. When they want to hold hands, they have only two options —
1. They can remove their gloves and hold hands. This is romantic for a moment or two, but when frostbite slips in, it kind of destroys the mood.
or
2. They can keep their gloves on. This keeps their hands warm, but there is no physical contact. It’s as romantic as holding a bag of frozen brocolli.
But do not give up hope, folks. Stupid.com has found a (stupid) solution.
Meet SMITTEN MITTENS!
They’re soft and cozy mittens built for two people. You stick your left hand in one of the cuffs. Your significant other sticks his/her right hand in the other one. And you can hold hands and keep warm even in a blizzard! (We tested them in a blizzard – they work!)
Use your Smitten Mittens on romantic walks, watching outside sporting events, or in the frozen pizza section of your local supermarket. They’re made from the finest Yukon, Polar, and Nordic Fleece with elastic hand-holes so you’re snug and warm.