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Anyone who knows vampire law is aware that garlic is a guaranteed way to stave off vampires. I have a friend who wears a string of garlic around his neck every day and she has NEVER been attacked by a vampire. (or had a date, for that matter)
Nevertheless, someone came up with the perfectly-named GRACULA GARLIC CRUSHER!
It minces, it mashes and it does not suck.