Why should your crotch have all the fun?
(If there’s a weirder way to begin a product description, I don’t know it.)
As the name and photo implies, Handerpants are underwear for your hands. There are dozens of useful applications for these, though we can’t think of any off hand. (no pun intended, but this product description sucks so an unintended pun is welcome.
Handerpants makes a great gag gift for the man who has everything except Handerpants.