WE CAN’T BELIEVE
WE’RE SELLING THIS!

The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER.  And sadly, the stupid thing WORKS.

It’s a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.

This is where it gets interesting…

While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl.

Though weirder than weird, the Peter Petrie Egg Separator is very well made by skilled American potters. Use it whenever you need egg just the yolks or whites for omelet’s, cakes, or other recipes.

Sure it’s tacky and gross and pointless, but what do you EGGspect from Stupid.com?