Albert Einstein once said, “Everything is relative.” Or perhaps it was a relative of Albert’s who said it. It doesn’t matter. Or maybe it does matter. And that’s the point… nothing is set. The universe is in motion. Everything is relative. See, we have come full circle, even though your computer monitor is rectangular. How’s that for a mind blower?

Nothing proves Einstein’s theory more than this Relativity Watch. This watch spits in the face of convention. It grabs hold of “the norm” and flushes it down the toilet of conformity. And it tells time, too.

Unlike every other timepiece ever  made, this watch has numbers that are in constant motion. The hands of the watch reflect the actual time of day, but the numbers march to their own drummer. (We haven’t opened a watch yet, but we’re pretty sure a miniature drummer is inside there.)

The Relativity Watch comes in an attractively normal gift box. It has a genuine leather band and an accurate Japanese quartz movement. (If you ever held a piece of Japanese quartz, you know how accurate it is.)

Surely, by this time, we’ve convinced you to purchase a Relativity Watch. You don’t even realize it, but this is the 29th time you have read this page. You’re caught in an endless time warp that loops you back to the moment you pressed the button that took you to this page.

The only way to break the cycle is to purchase a Relativity Watch. If you don’t you’re doomed to read this ridiculous page for the rest of eternity. Sure, you laugh. Just like you did the previous 28 times you read this.