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During a recent visit to an International Toy Fair, we saw thousands of new toys. But of all of them, The Airzooka blew us away! (literally)
It’s a bit difficult to describe, because there’s never been anything like it. It can best be described as a bazooka that shoots powerful balls of air. It’s not just a mild little wind, mind you. The Airzooka kicks out a huge, concentrated gust that can be felt 20 feet away.
The Airzooka requires no batteries or ammo… Simply load it by pulling back the elastic air launcher. When you release it, the Airzooka blasts whatever is unfortunate enough to be in its path.
NOTE: We DO NOT recommend the following incredibly fun activities:
a) blast the cat
b) blast off grampa’s toupee
c) blast the petals off mom’s flowers
d) blast the papers off your
colleague’s desk
In fact, you’ll have endless hours of fun not doing any of these things! And if you get two, you can have Airzooka Duels.
THE AIRZOOKA MAY BE WICKED
BUT IT’S SAFE
Since it’s only ammo is air, the Airzooka is safe to play with. You and your friends can blast each other to your hearts’ content.