Back and Body Hurts Birthday Candle

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No, you won’t find this candle in Bath & Body Works. The “Back & Body Hurts” birthday candle is the perfect gag for anyone old enough to groan when they stand up. Smells like sarcasm, burns like soy wax, and screams “Happy Birthday, your warranty’s expired!

Our favorite joke of this type was from The Simpsons. Homer buys a gun at “Blood Bath & Beyond.