When’s the last time you had to answer the banana?

If you owned the Banana Phone Handset, you’d answer “I do it all the time!”

But since you don’t, let me use all of my salesmanship skills to convince you to buy one of these things.

Your life is full of practical things — toasters, umbrellas, vacuum cleaners — But when’s the last time you went out of your way to buy something totally impractical? We need variety in our lives, and owning a Banana Phone Handset would allow you to possess something you absolutely do not need.

As stupid as this is, the banana shaped handset is really made well and works better than any fruit- or vegetable-shaped phone handset on the market.

We recommend you use it when you have to make a difficult phone call — For instance. it’s hard to get too sullen when you say “Frank, I’m going to break up with you.” while talking into a banana.

The Banana Phone  is  Bluetooth enabled so it will  connects to iPhones, Android, Siri, Alexa, and more. Doubles as a Bluetooth speaker and comes in a sleek gift box to confuse and delight. On a full charge, it has an impressive 20 hours of talk time.  And feel free to walk around the house or office, because it has a 60-foot  signal range.

If you’re looking for that perfect gift and can’t find it, consider the Banana Phone!