One day there will be a Museum of Stupid Products – And after you walk past the Singing Fish and Dancing Hamsters, the Screaming Chickens and the Toilet Disco Lights, you will come to the exhibit that out-stupids them all.

Meet the Car AC Crotch Cooler!!!

What we love about this stupid thing is that it’s not trying to be funny. In fact, it might even be useful and enjoyable. But it is just so freakin’ STUPID.

It’s for drivers (and passengers, we suppose) whose crotch gets, er, uncomfortable on long hot drives. One end connects to one of your car’s air condition vents. You then run the hose up your leg and into your shorts or skirt. So no more sticky, itchy naughty bits… You will be treated to a cool breeze right where it matters. Ahhhhhhh!!

Yeah, things don’t come much stupider than this. How can you resist?