Donald Trump Talking Predictor Ball

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Because even your bad decisions deserve a second opinion.

Shake the ball. Ask a question. Brace yourself.
The Talking President Predicto lights up, plays music, and delivers an answer in the unmistakable voice of 45–47 himself. Is it wisdom? Is it chaos? Is it strangely confident about things it absolutely cannot know? Yes.

With 25 unpredictable spoken responses, motion-activated awakening (just wave your hand—like you’re at a rally), and glowing presidential energy, this fortune-telling orb is guaranteed to hijack any white elephant exchange and instantly become that gift everyone keeps passing around and laughing at.