I’ve been selling novelty products for 30 years now. Trends come and go — singing mounted fish, dancing hamsters, etc. But farts continue to be a crowd pleaser. (at least for some people)
The latest in the ClassicStupid.com Flatulence Department is the “Farting Keychain” — This handy electronic device looks sort of like a whoopie cushio, but has six buttons. Each button triggers a different sort of fart —
Yeah, this isn’t the classiest thing we sell here. But it’s funny and stupid and less than ten bucks.
And while we are on the subject, here’s comedian George Carlin with a hilarious riff on the subject…