You want a stupid product?
HERE’S a stupid product.
We call it the Freeloader Fork. Imagine a fork stuck on the end of an expandable car antenna and you’ll have a good idea of how the Freeloader Fork works.
Collapsed, it looks pretty much like a regular fork. But you can expand it up to TWO FEET, so you can easily reach across the table and snatch a meatball off Uncle Louie’s plate.
You can also use the Freeloader Fork as a backscratcher and a bizarre pointer for business presentations.