Therapy not working? Anxieties worse than ever?
It’s probably because your shrink is paying too much attention on your HEAD.
What you need is serious foot therapy with a pair of…

Freudian Slippers!

They’re a pair of plush and comfy slippers, each featuring a stuffed Sigmund on the front. When you slide your feet into a pair of Freudian Slippers, your anxieties, paranoias, and obsessions seem to melt away. The left side of your brain will thank you right foot, and your brain’s right side will thank your left foot. (Don’t ask us why it works this way… it just does.)

Freudian Slippers are not just a novelty item… they’re very well constructed slippers, so your feet will receive years of therapy. They come in a handsome box, so they make a terrific gift. There are three sizes — use sizing chart on left to help you choose.

You’ll love them, but don’t be surprised if other members of your household suffer from Slipper Envy.