Take a gander at this goose!

THE LAZY GEESE INVASION

You may have noticed that geese are getting increasingly lazy. Especially Canadian Geese. (no offense, Canada) They used to migrate up to Canada in the warm weather, but realized they are perfectly content only flying as north as New York of Pennsylvania.  That means many honking neighbors now live permanently in our backyards instead of flying thousands of miles for the season.

LET’S PUT THE LAZY GEESE TO WORK

Well, it’s high-time we put those lazy geese to work. So we bring you the Goose Magnetic Key Holder.

It’s beak is magnetized, so it will hold your keys (as well as forks, spoons, and bobby pins).

The goofy goose stands a majestic 7-inches tall, so you can place him (or is it a her?) anywhere.

So put a lazy goose to work and pick up one of these things!