AMAZING
MINDBLOWING
HEAD TRIP
HEAD TANTALIZER

Listen closely, ’cause we’re only going to say this like a THOUSAND times… 

THIS THING IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

What is a Head Tantalizer? It is the coolest, most stimulating HEAD MASSAGER on this or any other planet. If you were at Stupid Headquarters, we’d sit you in a chair this instant, use it on your head, and you would buy one in a second. It’s that great.

But since this is the internet, you can only read this corny text and take our word for it. But know this…

WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL LOVE THIS THING…. IT WILL BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND… OR RETURN IT FOR A FULL REFUND OF EVERY CENT YOU PAID INCLUDING SHIPPING.

So, again, WHAT IS IT?
It’s kind of a spider-shaped device made from pure copper. The packaging tells us that “copper acts as a conductor tapping into your bodies electrical fields.” It has a copper handle and a series of copper arms with special tips.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
You (or someone you’re close with) lowers it onto your head and twists, turns, and lifts it. The ends of the copper arms move all over your scalp, stimulating thousands of pressure points and nerve endings.

BIG DEAL? WHAT HAPPENS?
To begin with, you will tingle all over — from your head all the way down to your big toe. Most likely, you will also get goosebumps  or your hair will stand on end. Ultimately, shivers will move up and down your spine, sending you into a state of utter bliss. 

DOES IT REALLY WORK?
Yes, it does. It is that cool. We guarantee it.