Well, the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy is not going away. So why not embrace the controversy with this ridiculous pair of socks?

Regardless of your stance on the Epstein saga, these “If You Can Read This” “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” Socks are pretty damn funny.

As you can see in the photos, the left sock reads “If You Can Read This” and the right one says “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself.”

If you’re in the market for a Jeffrey Epstein product, buy these socks before they vanish, too.