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What do you get the person who has everything?

NOTHING

Who needs more socks, toaster ovens, flat screen TV’s or Rolex watches? This year, give them Nothing!

Nothing comes with a LIFETIME WARRANTY and is proudly made in the good ol’ USA.

Please keep in mind the WARNINGS on the back of the package —

* CONSULT NO ONE BEFORE USE
* KEEP NEAR CHILDREN
* NOT HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED
* PROLONGED EXPOSURE WON’T DO ANYTHING

For just a few bucks, you can give them a gift they’ll always remember.

As far as we’re concerned, there nothing that’s better than Nothing.

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We’re sorry we didn’t some up with this idea.