Poop Tea Infuser

Introducing the Poop Tea Infuser, a brave little silicone disaster that dangles a perfectly sculpted pile of business directly into your hot beverage. Simply scoop your loose tea, hang it over the edge of your cup, and watch as it quietly judges you while it steeps.

Made of heat-resistant silicone and designed to look way too realistic for comfort, this infuser turns an innocent cup of tea into a conversation you did not ask for—but will absolutely get. Office kitchens. Dinner parties. That one friend who takes tea way too seriously. Nobody is safe.