The pooping pigeon soap dispenser is the perfect combination of high technology and low humor.

Think about it — as stupid as this thing is, it has to be engineered just right. There is a motion detector under the pigeon’s tailfeathers that can tell when you hand is there. The it doles out just the right amount of poop– er, soap for one good hand washing. So I imagine there’s a motor in the thing as well.

I guess it makes sense. If we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we build a soap dispenser that looks like a pigeon and automatically dumps some soap into your hand?

The Pooping Pigeon Soap Dispenser would make a thoughtful (or thoughtless) gift for someone who shares your twisted sense of humor. (You can get one for yourself, too.)