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For some reason, hanging a little corpse from your earlobes is a bit over the top. But these Skeleton Earrings push the envelope without breaking it.
This metal fellow will hang down about 3 inches from hand to foot, so he can dangle and jangle away.
On Amazon, they say they’re great for Halloween — Perhaps they are, but I think they’ll make more of an impact during the rest of the year.
These Skeleton Earrings will go with everything in your wardrobe (so long as it’s black).