Hi there… I’m Towelie. Wanna get dry?

At a big ol’ 30 x 60 inches, I’ve got plenty of surface area to handle all your wetness issues. I’m 100% cotton  and officially licensed, so you know I’m not just some random towel pretending to be me.

So don’t forget to bring a towel.
Don’t forget to bring me.
And maybe… just maybe… don’t get high before your bath.