Stupid Gifts

Stupid things you can give as gifts.

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Wine Bottle Glass

If you only have time for one glass.
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Freeloader Fork

For Lazy People with No Manners
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Cereal Killer Spoon

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Porta Potty Shot Glasses

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Receipt Scarf

Wear your receipt!
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Creepy Clown Watch

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Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

John Cleese's legs are the warch's hands!
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Huge, Comfy Beef Blanket

Wrap yourself in meat.
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Rubber Sandal Dog Chew Toy

Trains your dog to destroy expensive footwear.
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Hand Grenade Dog Toy

A tactical toy for you pooch.
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Dogritos! – Junk Food Toy For your Dog

A Junk Food Chew Toy (because pets like crap, too)
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Doggy Doobie – Huge Joint Shaped Dog Toy

Roll over, Rover—it’s 4:20 somewhere!
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Chill Pill Dog Toy

Have an hyper dog? Try this!
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Goose Key Holder

Take a gander at this goose! He holds your keys.
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Back and Body Hurts Birthday Candle

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Bathtub Soap Holder

Why let your soap suffer on a boring dish? Give it the VIP tub treatment with this clawfoot Bathtub Soap Holder. It's vintage, it’s ridiculous, and it’ll class up your bathroom like you hired a butler just for hygiene.
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World’s Smallest Vacuum

It’s small. It’s mighty. It’s dangerously adorable. The World's Smallest Vacuum actually works—and might even erase your dignity crumb by crumb. Perfect for desks, disasters, and tiny messes you swear weren’t yours.
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Platypus Jar Spatula

Is it a platypus? Is it a spatula? Yes. Yes, it is.
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Nose Pencil Sharpener

Stop trying to sharpen pencils in your own nose and use this instead. It's funny... and it works.
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Sombrero Wine Stopper

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Pickle Bandage

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Sheep Toilet Roll Holder

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Bicycle Pizza Cutter

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Phone Jail

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Tiki Tissue Box Holder

Because sneezing summons the Tiki Gods.
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Crotch AC Unit
$16.99
This may win the Stupid Award. Whoa!
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Huge Bread Shaped Pillow
$27.99
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Toilet Disco Light
$14.99
Look! there's a party in your toilet!
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Screaming Rubber Chicken – World’s Most Annoying Toy
$7.99
Give them to the kids of people you don't like.
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Head Trip – Head Tantalizer
$8.99
If you never experienced one of these... YOU'VE GOT TO!
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Henry VIII Disappearing Wives Coffee Mug
$19.95
Hot water makes Henry VIII's wives disappear.
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STUPID MYSTERY PRODUCT!

We can't tell you what it is. It would ruin the stupid mystery.
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Meowijuana – Catnip Joints
$11.99
High As A Cat
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South Park Towelie Bath Towel
$39.98
Anyone wanna get dry?
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Party Poopers – Plunger Party Picks
$12.99
Adorable mini plungers for your appetizers.
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Freudian Slippers
$32.95
Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper.
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Bob Ross Heat Changing Art Mug
$19.95
Pour in hot water and watch a Bob Ross painting appear!
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Ice Kabobs – Odd Ice Tray
$6.99
Makes ice cubes on a skewer.
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Wacky Desktop Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$11.66
Like the ones in front of the car lots, just MUCH smaller.
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