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Stupid Gifts

Stupid things you can give as gifts.

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Smittens – 2-Person Gloves

Intimate Gloves
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Pickle Zen Garden

Inner Peace With Pickles
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Pizza Clock

It's always time for Pizza!
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The Original Pet Rock

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Do you know one?
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Brain Jello Mold – (Set of 2)

Serve them some real brain food.
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Wine Bottle Glass

If you only have time for one glass.
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Freeloader Fork

For Lazy People with No Manners
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Cereal Killer Spoon

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Porta Potty Shot Glasses

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Receipt Scarf

Wear your receipt!
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Creepy Clown Watch

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Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

John Cleese's legs are the warch's hands!
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Huge, Comfy Beef Blanket

Wrap yourself in meat.
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Rubber Sandal Dog Chew Toy

Trains your dog to destroy expensive footwear.
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Hand Grenade Dog Toy

A tactical toy for you pooch.
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Dogritos! – Junk Food Toy For your Dog

A Junk Food Chew Toy (because pets like crap, too)
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Doggy Doobie – Huge Joint Shaped Dog Toy

Roll over, Rover—it’s 4:20 somewhere!
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Chill Pill Dog Toy

Have an hyper dog? Try this!
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Goose Key Holder

Take a gander at this goose! He holds your keys.
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Back and Body Hurts Birthday Candle

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Bathtub Soap Holder

Why let your soap suffer on a boring dish? Give it the VIP tub treatment with this clawfoot Bathtub Soap Holder. It's vintage, it’s ridiculous, and it’ll class up your bathroom like you hired a butler just for hygiene.
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World’s Smallest Vacuum

It’s small. It’s mighty. It’s dangerously adorable. The World's Smallest Vacuum actually works—and might even erase your dignity crumb by crumb. Perfect for desks, disasters, and tiny messes you swear weren’t yours.
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Platypus Jar Spatula

Is it a platypus? Is it a spatula? Yes. Yes, it is.
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Nose Pencil Sharpener

Stop trying to sharpen pencils in your own nose and use this instead. It's funny... and it works.
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Sombrero Wine Stopper

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Pickle Bandage

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Sheep Toilet Roll Holder

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I Don’t Care Button

Indifference Is A Beautiful Thing
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TOUR de PIZZA BICYCLE PIZZA CUTTER

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Nothing

For The Person Who Has Everything
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Phone Jail

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Tiki Tissue Box Holder

Because sneezing summons the Tiki Gods.
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Hand Holding Socks
$11.83
See? The Left and Right Get Along
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Crotch AC Unit
$16.99
This may win the Stupid Award. Whoa!
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Croc Snow Plow Attachment
$10.99
A Snow White Elephant Gift
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Huge Bread Shaped Pillow
$27.99
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Upside Down Wine Glass
$12.89
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Toilet Disco Light
$14.99
Look! there's a party in your toilet!
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Screaming Rubber Chicken – World’s Most Annoying Toy
$7.99
Give them to the kids of people you don't like.
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